Is that a dick? That wasn't the deal, but stick it in again

Why did you take your clothes off in my car? Oh, to fuck? All right, then

You show me your boobs and wait for me to get a hard-on? It works!

Oh, man, I gave it to her before I went out - now I have to wash the semen out of my hair

I sucked my dick on a dare - now I'm covered in drool and sperm, but I won

You just gave, and I asked for money to give! You paid my rent by fucking me